Archive for the ‘Classifieds’ Category

These classifieds were really put in the paper.

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.. 
8 years old.   Hateful little bastard.  Bites!

FREE PUPPIES 
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor’s dog. 

FREE PUPPIES. 
Mother, AKC German Shepherd. 
Father, Super Dog . . . able to leap  tall fences in a single bound.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. 
Looks like a  rat. Been out a while.
Better be a big reward.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER  BRED.
Also 1 gay bull  for sale.

NORDIC TRACK. $300  Hardly used, call Chubby.

GEORGIA PEACHES. California grown - 89 cents lb. 

JOINING NUDIST COLONY! 
Must sell washer and  dryer $300.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. 
Worn once by mistake.  Call  Stephanie.

FOR SALE BY  OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopedia  Britannica, 45 volumes.  Excellent condition.
$1,000 or best offer..  No longer needed, Got married  last month.
Wife knows everything.