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Loading ...“I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,”demanded the agent.
“Well,” replied the rancher, “There’s my ranch hand who’s been with me for 3 years. I pay him $600 a week plus free room and board. The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $500 per week plus free room and board.
Then there’s the half-wit who works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night.”
“That’s the guy I want to talk to, the half-wit,” says the agent.
“That would be me,” replied the rancher.
Loading ...A little boy ran in the kitchen and said MOM, MOM, guess what?
I answered a question in class today from the teacher that nobody else could answer!
Thats great said the mother… what was the question???
WHO FARTED?!?
Loading ... Loading ...How do you piss off Winnie The Pooh?
By sticking your fingers in his hunnie.
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